A joke from my school days at Dr. Graham's Homes

******I will try to modify the story to some extent but the original gist of the joke is there.


Once upon a time, there lived three college going guys, who shared a room amongst themselves. Their names were Somebody, Nobody and Mad.

One day, Somebody said to Nobody that he is dating someone. This excites Nobody because he and Mad earlier wanted to see some improvement in Somebody's love life. Somebody then decides to introduce his girl to Nobody in the following evening.

Evening came and Somebody and Nobody were on their way to meet Somebody's girl. Far bottom left at the corner of the table columns, a voluptuous girl sat there waiting sipping her 10th beer glass.

Somebody calls on her and when she turns, a sudden change in Nobody was noticed. His face showed sheer anger and frustration. He walked off the bar without a word.

Late that night when Somebody reached home, Nobody was waiting for him. As Somebody entered, Nobody strikes Somebody's head with the Cooking pan. While ferociously hitting Somebody, he utters words of hatred towards him for falling for his girl. Somebody in pain realizes why he is being hit, he retaliates.

Somebody quickly grabs a baseball bat and starts hitting Nobody. At this point Nobody's head is bruised badly. Mad enters the room and witnesses the beatings. He quickly calls the police, "Help!!!Somebody is Killing Nobody!!!". The police replies, "What! Are you mad!". Mad replies, "Yes!!! i am Mad, how did you know my name?"

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